July 19, 2011
I Just Had An Awesome Dream.

It was like an action movie!

We were at work and it was Christmas day so everyone was pissed off that we had to work. No one was coming in obviously and we were all bored. But then a man appears behind the counter and puts a knife to my throat and tells me to give him all the money in my till, I just give him £20 and say I need a minute to get the rest. While I’m doing that I try to press the panic button but he sees me and starts punching me and then crushing my fingers with pliers. Then the dream jumped forward and we were all in a massive shower like at a swimming bath and he said he was going to blow us all up unless I could figure out how to make the room weigh 180 pounds less without making anyone leave. The clock was ticking down but just like  Jack Bauer I realised what to do! The showers were gas powered and I had to release all the gas from the canisters to make the showers weigh less, and therefore save ourselves! On reflection the whole thing is nonsense but in my dream I felt like Jonathon Creek solving a mystery and then the bad guy got arrested and Christmas was saved. 

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